Contrary to popular belief (one of you bastards started a rumor) my intellect IS capable of sustaining a worthy conversation primarily due to my extended vocabulary.
Even in Georgia, some rednecks are educated. Surprised huh?
I’ll prove it by allowing you ungrateful denizens a glimpse of my intellectuality.
It started years ago, in the fifth grade. Carol proved to be a true adversary in the spelling bee but conceded to me on the last word because she knew, intellectually, she was a mere pawn and I was King.
But it cost me.
Taking that ribbon at the expense of making my female peer cry broke me down mentally.
So, for the sake of female’s sensitivity, I have always masked my intelligence.
You can thank me later.