I found this post on my old site and as I was reading it, all I could do was nod my head and scream “Amen brotha”. I wrote it in 2005, I think….and it still stands true today.
I should be immortalized for this post alone…..here it goes.
“What do women want?
It’s an age old question that I’m about to tackle. I know you’re saying “uh oh” but don’t worry, I’ve done my research. I’m about to educate you and I’ll ask for nothing in return. I’m southern and us southerners are “giving” people. Let this be a lesson for you.
What women want is love, appreciation, and time. They want to be held, romanced, and “courted”. They want to hear how nice they look every once in awhile and how small their asses look in the jeans they wear.
They want their birthdays, anniversaries, and other special dates to be remembered without having to do the reminding.
In conclusion, it’s actually not a lot to ask for….
As long as it’s being asked of another female.
Perhaps that’s why lesbian relationships last so much longer?
Just my thought.”
Never say I haven’t ever gave you anything.
I’ll see you guys Friday and make sure to hide your porn magazines from your kids.