It Still Stands True….

I found this post on my old site and as I was reading it, all I could do was nod my head and scream “Amen brotha”. I wrote it in 2005, I think….and it still stands true today.

I should be immortalized for this post alone…..here it goes.

 “What do women want?

It’s an age old question that I’m about to tackle. I know you’re saying “uh oh” but don’t worry, I’ve done my research. I’m about to educate you and I’ll ask for nothing in return. I’m southern and us southerners are “giving” people. Let this be a lesson for you.

What women want is love, appreciation, and time. They want to be held, romanced, and “courted”. They want to hear how nice they look every once in awhile and how small their asses look in the jeans they wear.

They want their birthdays, anniversaries, and other special dates to be remembered without having to do the reminding.

In conclusion, it’s actually not a lot to ask for….

As long as it’s being asked of another female.

Perhaps that’s why lesbian relationships last so much longer?

Just my thought.”

Never say I haven’t ever gave you anything.

I’ll see you guys Friday and make sure to hide your porn magazines from your kids.

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17 Responses to It Still Stands True….

  1. Lynda says:

    Have I been reading variations of your blog that long? I think I remember this!

  2. Jenius says:

    Yeah, that one was one of your finest moments…

  3. jen says:

    ok. i have to ask. which is your team in the SEC?

    oh, and you can’t stop writing. you’re the one male blogger that i enjoy reading. you don’t sugarcoat things… too much. 😀

  4. slicksumbich says:

    Lynda-
    I’m sure you remember it…you’ve been with me for a while now!

    Jen-
    Why thank you…nominate it for something will ya?

    jen-
    The Georgia Bulldogs!! Give that quarterback 2 years and he’ll be the greatest in college, if he stays healthy!

    I’m not quitting writing!

  5. You might just be on to something there!

  6. Martie says:

    Good advice……now how do we get the men to take this advice and implement it?

  7. Beth says:

    That is perfect advice slick…no wonder I love my girlfriends more than my husband!!

    Men! Take notice!!! It works!!

    Now, gotta go find me a lesbo…..

  8. fringes says:

    Thanks for visiting my blog today and for the comment. Glad to see you’ve got such a strong community over here for yourself. Good days ahead…

  9. trish says:

    The OTHER Trish

    If half the women on the planet had penises, I’d be a lesbian. Unfortunately, every woman I’ve met that had one, turned out to like other penises.

    Dammit to crumbs.

    I also can’t deal with someone asking me if their ass looks fat in those jeans. ‘Cause it isn’t the jeans. If they have to ask, then it’s their ass that makes their ass look fat in those jeans.

  10. Meg says:

    Here all along I was settling for guys that were willing to do the dishes buck naked….mmm, I’ll have to rethink my priorities.

    f’ing funny as usual…..as a newcomer to this spot you call your own – thanks for resurrecting something from the past.

  11. jen says:

    ryns: well, slick, i’ll have to start paying more attention to the georgia bulldogs then. my team is the longhorns and my bf’s team is the gators.

  12. How ever did you get to be so wise?

  13. peebugg says:

    hhmmmm……I would probably freak on a guy if he did that. He would have to be gay or something.

  14. Chelsea says:

    I wish I had your brain.

  15. kelley says:

    So true. Men just aren’t capable of it! My husband would forget his own mother’s birthday if I didn’t put the birthday card in his hands and make him sign it!

  16. some girl says:

    Damn, was deep. I love it when you get all psychological. 🙂

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