I bought a brand new pair of boots Monday night for work. Put them on Tuesday morning so I could “feel” them out a little. Looked down….
They were a different color, not much, but still noticable.
Took them off……they were also 2 different sizes.
I attribute this problem to my lack of golf time, XBox time, and the need for getting laid.
I guess masturbation really does cause your eyesight to go bad.
Did you know that? Oh, sorry….CAN YOU READ THIS?
March 14, 2007 at 11:20 am |
No Masterbating has nothing to do with your eyesite! You are just getting old!!!
March 14, 2007 at 11:43 am |
We have a patient who has been taking Viagra and it caused blindness in one of his eyes.
It’s funny, our momma’s always told us, but we never believed them. Funny though, you don’t see this happening in women….I think that speaks volumes, don’t you?
March 14, 2007 at 11:51 am |
My eyesight is fine……..
March 14, 2007 at 12:21 pm |
Were you drunk when you bought these?
March 14, 2007 at 12:27 pm |
I’ll take your word for it.
[sicko] ha ha
March 14, 2007 at 12:28 pm |
I realize that when one buys a pair of shoes or boots it is to be expected that they are the same size and color. I think we all would assume that. And usually we only try on the right shoe or boot. Somebody pulled a fast one at the store…..take ‘em back and have them make it right!!!
March 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
So that explains my husband’s eye sight! Could be the reason for the checkbook then!
March 14, 2007 at 5:24 pm |
Obviously – Trish wasn’t shopping with you. I bet her eyesite is just fine.
March 14, 2007 at 6:10 pm |
who turned out the lights?!
March 14, 2007 at 6:26 pm |
Maybe you should consider going back to the store asking Trish to go to the store for you and picking out your shoes so they match.
March 14, 2007 at 6:40 pm |
If that was truly the cause of poor eyesight, I would have been blind by the time I was 17.
March 14, 2007 at 7:26 pm |
Is that why my cataract is growing?
March 14, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
Different color and different size? C’mon now…even I’m not that bad!!