Something’s Wrong….

I bought a brand new pair of boots Monday night for work. Put them on Tuesday morning so I could “feel” them out a little. Looked down….

They were a different color, not much, but still noticable.

Took them off……they were also 2 different sizes.

I attribute this problem to my lack of golf time, XBox time, and the need for getting laid.

I guess masturbation really does cause your eyesight to go bad.

Did you know that? Oh, sorry….CAN YOU READ THIS?

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13 Responses to “Something’s Wrong….”

  1. Tracy Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 11:20 am | Reply

    No Masterbating has nothing to do with your eyesite! You are just getting old!!!

  2. kimmyk Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 11:43 am | Reply

    We have a patient who has been taking Viagra and it caused blindness in one of his eyes.
    It’s funny, our momma’s always told us, but we never believed them. Funny though, you don’t see this happening in women….I think that speaks volumes, don’t you?

  3. themuttprincess Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 11:51 am | Reply

    My eyesight is fine……..

  4. Nelly Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 12:21 pm | Reply

    Were you drunk when you bought these?

  5. Peggy Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 12:27 pm | Reply

    I’ll take your word for it.

    [sicko] ha ha

  6. Martie Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 12:28 pm | Reply

    I realize that when one buys a pair of shoes or boots it is to be expected that they are the same size and color. I think we all would assume that. And usually we only try on the right shoe or boot. Somebody pulled a fast one at the store…..take ‘em back and have them make it right!!!

  7. River Rat Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 1:23 pm | Reply

    So that explains my husband’s eye sight! Could be the reason for the checkbook then!

  8. Crazy Lady in Vegas Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 5:24 pm | Reply

    Obviously – Trish wasn’t shopping with you. I bet her eyesite is just fine.

  9. Beth Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 6:10 pm | Reply

    who turned out the lights?!

  10. Lynda Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 6:26 pm | Reply

    Maybe you should consider going back to the store asking Trish to go to the store for you and picking out your shoes so they match.

  11. Sornie Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 6:40 pm | Reply

    If that was truly the cause of poor eyesight, I would have been blind by the time I was 17.

  12. Amy Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 7:26 pm | Reply

    Is that why my cataract is growing?

  13. Kellie (your guru) Says:
    March 14, 2007 at 11:52 pm | Reply

    Different color and different size? C’mon now…even I’m not that bad!!

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