Look to the right…..see my blogroll?
I thought you were all decent people. I had assumed I was the one that was sick and perverted. Not anymore.
I know the truth now and I am sickened.
This could’ve been a site for all ages but it’s reputation is tarnished by your pervertedness. Just look at this…..
Which one of you “filthy women wants to know about lickin mens ass”?
And which one of you has exploded a bra? How do you explode a bra anyway? I’m assuming we’re not dealing with demolitions so, my question stands.
I never knew funbags could be so dangerous.
And for the guy who’s wife is too sexually aggressive. I know a million men who could help you with your problem. Not me, I’m almost married.
So, I’ll be accepting apologies from you disgusting bastards. Who’s first?
By the way, if you’ve noticed a “Suzie-Q” posting a comment, if you ever read anything she posts that directly relates to me or my childhood….she’s lying. Don’t believe her.
Unless it inflates my ego.
That’s my “real life” sister.
March 13, 2007 at 9:02 am |
You’re appalled? I find it more appalling that someone claims you as their relative!
March 13, 2007 at 9:10 am |
Ok, I’ll fess up. I was the “my wife is too sexually aggressive” one.
If you think those are freaky, you should see some of the hits I get on mine. Sometimes it boggles the mind. Sometimes it just makes me nauseous.
March 13, 2007 at 9:24 am |
LOL!! It’s funny what people search for, isn’t it???
Thanks for dropping by…
LBC
March 13, 2007 at 9:35 am |
You bunch of perv’s!! (she says while looking all innocent like)
March 13, 2007 at 9:43 am |
I’ve never searched for anything perverted like that………
March 13, 2007 at 9:44 am |
ahem….
March 13, 2007 at 10:16 am |
River Rat-
Hey now! Actually, I “outed” her, I’m afraid she wouldn’t claim me if I hadn’t done it.
Julie-
lol..I’m too scared to see what brings the pervs to your site
LBC-
Very funny….very disgusting…very perverted….very (you name it)
Dixie-
Come on, admit it….which were your search words?
Nelly-
You ain’t foolin’ me!
March 13, 2007 at 10:16 am |
*blush*
March 13, 2007 at 10:25 am |
River Rat took my comment. I can’t believe you have a sister and that she actually admits to it.
March 13, 2007 at 10:30 am |
When I changed to the new blogger I couldn’t get my damn stat counter to work. Those are some pretty interesting search terms… and they all lead to you… wonder why that is!
Hope you are having a good day.
Bek
March 13, 2007 at 11:03 am |
I am so sorry about the spelling bee thing. I just had to know what that winning word was.
Please forgive me.
March 13, 2007 at 11:34 am |
Anything weird coming from the Detroit area, is not me, ok? Ok??
*looks up if there is a *67 for IP addresses*
March 13, 2007 at 11:41 am |
I am innocent. I swear.
March 13, 2007 at 11:52 am |
Its not me!!! I come HERE for my daily, sick perverted bit of reading. All the rest that I read are strictly for educational purposes – well, except for Mist. LOL
I think it was your sister.
Meg
March 13, 2007 at 12:01 pm |
lickin mens ass, i think that was your sister, dont worry she found me. girls kissing that was me, do you have any of these cause i think its so hot.
March 13, 2007 at 12:02 pm |
Oh, damn. Those search terms are a sure sign that the world has discovered Borat on dvd…
Exploding bras… well there was this one time when I was a kid. The Austin paper ran an article in response to some newsworthy case or other where a little girl had set her brother on fire by playing “beauty parlor” with one of those rollerskating barbies, some hairspray, and her brother’s underwear. She sprayed his butt with the hairspray, then skated Barbie (the skates were the kind that sparked and flashed) across his butt and that ignited the hairspray.
The whole thing was so far-fetched that some journalist decided to experiment with various brands of hairspray, underwear and the Barbie. He noted in his article that the neighbors thought he was crazy, crouched out on his driveway with smoking piles of underwear, hairspray and a Barbie… Apparently Rave is the most flammable kind to buy.
I’m thinking it could work with a bra…
There, now you and your kids have something to do for spring break.
March 13, 2007 at 12:19 pm |
Peggy-
Uh huh…one of’em was you
Blogarita-
Whaaaat? I’m actually a well behaved pervert!
Bek-
I don’t know how it leads to me…this is a wholesome site, or it was
Lynda-
It was sexually suggestive word and I know how to spell all those correctly!
Christina-
Busted!
MuttPrincess-
That’s what they all say! Thanks for visiting
Meg-
You cracked me up blaming my sister…but I think you’re on to something!
E.-
Please…I got plenty of hot girls kissing. I’ll send you this file, it’s only 84 mb.
Jen-
Yeah, I want to try bras.
On spring time activity on the list
March 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm |
Now I know you aren’t calling me, your I-Mom a pervert, are you???? Yah, I didn’t think so either! You mean you really have a sister……so I have another daughter? This is getting a little out of hand…..you know how many kids I already have slick, and you were the last to get in……give me a break; but if she really needs an I-Mom, I guess we will make room for one more considering she’s your sister!!!
BTW, I don’t search for anything perverted. I don’t have too, I just come directly to your site……hahahahahahahahahahah!
Love ya!
March 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm |
Wow, people are freaky. My Google traffic can be weird, too – I’ve learned that certain key words trigger the weirdest hits. Every time I mention a celebrity, I inevitably get a few search strings looking for dirty pics of that celebrity. Even when that celebrity is Matt Lauer. The insanity!
March 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm |
I had nothing to do with the search about licking men’s a$$es. Honestly. It was my “friend.”
March 13, 2007 at 2:05 pm |
Na, na, na, na, na – I’m not on your blogroll BUT if I were I’d be searching for husband to give me some!
March 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm |
Let me start off by saying that I did NOT claim him. I probably never will. He OUTED me. I don’t need to search all those perverted things since I have this thing for a brother. E – you are just too much. Last time I looked you would need to shave your a$$ before I licked it. Oh and I-Mom, I appreciate the adoption. I will not nearly be as much trouble as my perv brother. See you on the golf course buttlick.
March 13, 2007 at 3:09 pm |
Well, your on my list now! BTW – I was forced to block anoymous comments due to a few balless wonders leaving unappreciated comments. Hopefully they have gone away, so I will open my comments for all. AND, you are slick commenting under an alias!
March 13, 2007 at 4:34 pm |
Seeing what people are searching for when the find me is the one thing I miss about having wordpress.com! Maybe I’ll look for a plug-in that does the same. Normally I’m consoled knowing that they’re disappointed to find me rather than whatever sick ass thing they may have been searching for!
March 13, 2007 at 6:39 pm |
man, “Suzy-Q’s” were the best…that and Ho Hos…I love some Hohos…
March 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm |
The OTHER Trish
My searches were too perverted to be put on the list for public viewing.
March 13, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
My search was for the exploding bra.
I think you know why!
March 13, 2007 at 9:56 pm |
The chemical reactions bra size search has me puzzled. How would those two seemingly unrelated terms ever be related? That like searching for “exploding penis + chocolate zebra”.
March 13, 2007 at 10:25 pm |
Woo, Sasha =) I learned from blogging that Sasha Grey is a porn star I get loads of hits from that search because I once talked about Grey’s Anatomy. o.O Now, you will get some too
March 13, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
It’s seeing what perverts and psychopaths search for and then land on my site. I see they go to yours, too!
March 14, 2007 at 6:02 am |
Glad you keep it real and interesting Slick! Thanks!
March 14, 2007 at 8:34 am |
I didn’t do any of those searches. Honest. Although that bra thing is interesting. How does someone explode their bra? Maybe their breast implant had liquid explosive in it.
March 14, 2007 at 8:36 am |
I didn’t do any of those searches. Honest. Although that exploding bra thing is interesting. Maybe her breast implants were filled with liquid explosives.
March 14, 2007 at 8:40 am |
Opps. I didn’t think the first comment went through.
March 14, 2007 at 10:12 am |
Although our blogs are very different, I think we get a lot of the same type of people finding us. I have had a lot of hits lately for “slutty underwear” and “dirty girl”. And this one cracked me up; “trimming [insert my friend's name here]’s bush” to name a few. I did mention the slutty underwear thing once, but the other stuff????
March 18, 2007 at 11:40 pm |
I admit it this I was the one looking for pictures of how to load dish ware.