I’m not the brightest sumbich in the south but I do pride myself on having a little common sense but for the life of me I have yet to figure out……
What is the purpose of “flavored condoms”? Seriously, I’d like to know.
What male would want a uh….oral examination of his crotchal regions while wearing a condom? Or better yet, what female would want to give an oral examination of a man’s crotchal regions while he has one on?
Buying “flavored condoms” is like …well…
Like buying scented motor oil. Who in the hell would care if their motor oil was scented?
“Hey Brenda, Castrol just came out with some apple cinnamon 10w30. I have some in my potpourri bowl now!”
Look, I’m not being stupid, I’m just curious is all. I only know of one place you put a damn rubber and I’m pretty sure that place doesn’t have taste buds. Well, I know another place but I’m not gay….that place doesn’t have taste buds either.
Help a clueless sumbich out…
What’s the purpose of “flavored condoms”?
March 12, 2007 at 7:53 am |
Maybe, instead of wearing them, you’re just supposed to chew them like gum.
March 12, 2007 at 8:32 am |
Actually, some people do practice safe sex even during oral sex, hence the flavored condoms. Anything you can spread through vaginal intercourse can be caught through oral as well.
March 12, 2007 at 8:37 am |
Blogarita-
Ha…“Hey dude, I got the new root beer Trojans…wanna piece?”
Dave-
Oral sex with a condom on is a novel idea. I guess I’ve been sheltered but to me, that sort of defeats the whole uh..”pleasure” thing.
Could be cause I hate the bastards anyway.
But thanks for the info!
March 12, 2007 at 8:50 am |
LOL, truly informative!
I’ve also wondered about this, and have assumed Dave’s explanation to be the reason.
Still weird though… to me its kinda freaky – like the idea of flavored tampons :/
Sorry… just a thought that crossed my mind
March 12, 2007 at 9:02 am |
I’ve always wondered this myself but what Dave says makes a whole lotta sense. I never had to worry about it because I was a “good girl!”
March 12, 2007 at 9:02 am |
You can take that to mean whatever you want!
March 12, 2007 at 9:11 am |
Flavored condoms and edible undies are just plain ass sick. I also do believe Daves response is 100% correct. My opinion, flavors just dont go with those REGIONS of the body.
March 12, 2007 at 9:27 am |
Personally, I wouldn’t be able to get past the distince latex smell. They are pretty effing gross.
March 12, 2007 at 9:27 am |
Really, Slick….I never thought about it one way or the other…..but being as I’m not familiar at all with these things, I’ve never thought about them at all!
PS: Imust be ancient, I though rubbers were what you wore on your feet to keep your shoes dry in bad weather! Just kidding…..
March 12, 2007 at 10:07 am |
The OTHER Trish
It is actually about the “safe” oral sex thing.. and flavoured condoms are usually FDA approved, too.
But the taste isn’t so great – and there is still the latex smell. NOTHING covers that up. Seriously, though – unless they’ve greatly improved over the past few years – it’s like adding flavour to medicine. Cherry flavoured cough syrup is nasty, no matter how much you love cherries. 
Moron.
March 12, 2007 at 10:10 am |
What’s a condom?
March 12, 2007 at 10:11 am |
Dave hit the nail on the head…. it may not be very pleasurable for the guy to have a blow job with a condom on, but who wants to catch an STD? Blah… not me!
March 12, 2007 at 10:21 am |
LMAO!! Sort of like Glow in the Dark condoms, pointless. If you need it to glow to find it, there’s more of a problem than finding it.
March 12, 2007 at 10:40 am |
Um, eeew!
March 12, 2007 at 10:48 am |
Danette-
lol…Flavored tampons! They’ll probably think of those next!
Nelly-
A good girl my ass!
Heather-
hey now…edible undies are good for the sweet tooth
Krystal-
I forgot what they smelled like. Hope it stays that way….
Martie-
Please girl, you’re a long way from ancient!
The OTHER Trish-
I always hated that Grape flavored medicine.
Safe oral sex? Please, who’d give oral sex to someone with genital warts whether they had a condom on or not?!
Mist-
lol…You ain’t foolin’ us. I’m sure you’re the expert
Bekah-
Still though, oral sex wouldn’t be worth it if I had to “cover up”!
Kristyn-
HA! You made me smile with that one!
March 12, 2007 at 10:50 am |
Dixie-
Whaaaat ‘d I say???
March 12, 2007 at 11:49 am |
HAHAHA! Glow in the dark condoms. What the hell else will they invent.
March 12, 2007 at 12:07 pm |
eewwwwww….this whole thing is just so gross! Flavored tampons? Excuse me while I puke. really, why would a guy WANT a blow job with a condom on anyway, safe sex or not? ruins the whole thing, I would think….not that I’ve ever HAD a blowjob or even given one…..I’m still a virgin.
March 12, 2007 at 12:08 pm |
I understand the whole safety issue, and yet for whom is this intended to make feel more pleasurable? A regular condom stinks, I could only imagine what a flavored one would smell like. I once new a man who assumed that sticking his dinky in a gallon of latex paint was just as good as wearing a rubber! Don’t know if that ever worked for him or not, I never took him up on the offer!
March 12, 2007 at 12:13 pm |
Krystal-
Tell me about it…would kinda ruin the mood wouldn’t it??
Beth-
Oh Lord girl…I’ve “heard” it all now
River Rat-
lol…geeez-us, did he at least offer his crotchal region in a shade of pink??
March 12, 2007 at 12:16 pm |
I can only assume that it is for the whole purpose of “safe sex” Thank goodness I am married and don;t really worry about it. I did find this for ya though!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_25R-mjADE
go check it out~
March 12, 2007 at 1:43 pm |
ummm……ewwww.
and that freaking youtube video was hilarious, hahaha.
Late in finding you, you slick sumbich!
March 12, 2007 at 1:55 pm |
You know I asked the same question…..I didn’t get such a warm response as you though.
I think it’s a trick. The guy tell the girl it’s a flavored condom just to get her down there and then it mysteriously disappears.
It couldn’t be very safe for oral, kinda like a balloon what if it gets caught in her throat???
March 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm |
hahahaha, caught in her throat…..
March 12, 2007 at 2:01 pm |
Carol-
I checked it out…loved it. Thanks!
Diana-
Hey girl! I’ll be by to see what’s going on with you!
PB-
That’s it! A safety issue! A “Condom Sucking Safety Issue”
March 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm |
if we would have known about these things me and the little lady wouldnt have had 10 kids, or whatever the count is now. so i cant help ya slick. i wonder if there is a beer flavored one, oh never mind you have to get them drunk first.duh
March 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm |
I wonder why they don’t have cock flavored condoms?
When my ex wife was working as an escort she used flavored condoms when she gave bjs, at least that’s what she told me. She did it for the safety factor and liked the vanilla ones…
March 12, 2007 at 2:55 pm |
Hmmm.. I am so out of it that I did not know they had such a thing! heh heh… my umm,little battery powered buddy doesn’t need to wear them!
March 12, 2007 at 2:55 pm |
Ok first I have to say that Playtex makes “scented” tampons, so maybe you’re on to something, SLick. Next, I kinda like the flavoured condoms…the red ones not so much, mkay? Choclate is not too bad though. It’s fun to experiment and also for those of us that like to put them on with our mouths it’s a cool bonus, far bettter than the mouth numbing nonoxynol 9 covered ones ( that’s the sperm killer one). FOund that out the hard way ewwww talk about nastay! DOn’t ask
btw, all typos are purely unintentional…fuck me it’s 5 am.
March 12, 2007 at 3:29 pm |
I only know of one place you put a damn rubber and I’m pretty sure that place doesn’t have taste buds.
Ummm…I am not sure, but I think the flavoring is suppose to go on the outside, because the one-eyed bandit isn’t the one doing the tasting.
However, I have no experience in the department of flavored rubbers. Do you want me to see what I can find on the internet for you?
March 12, 2007 at 3:36 pm |
E.-
You know I’ve always told you to buy a TV. Pick up another hobby or something.
Chuck-
I can understand the whole safety factor…but it just seems too weird for me
Sandi-
You must have a hot date tonight!
Kimmy-
Put them on with your mouths…Ok, it’s all starting to make sense now!!
Lynda-
As my researcher. it’s a safe bet that it’s your duty for such!
This isn’t going to cost me, is it?
March 12, 2007 at 4:47 pm |
If they taste anything like the flavored oils? Count me out.
March 12, 2007 at 5:32 pm |
what even made the subject come up?? Haha. I said come up hahaha!!
March 12, 2007 at 6:26 pm |
I’ve seen them and that’s about it. Why in the hell would I want to use one. I agree that the only place you’d need a condom doesn’t have a developed sense of taste and I don’t know any woman who thinks to herself and says, “Hey, I’ll roll this cherry flavored tube of latex down over my boyfriend’s unit ‘cuz it’s hot.”
March 12, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
Well, they’re still making them, so someone’s buying them. Not me, though!
If I don’t know a guy well enough to do that deed sans condom, it’s just not happening! (Besides, I’m married, so that doesn’t apply to me anyway…)
March 12, 2007 at 9:06 pm |
Wow. Scented motor oil? You are witty today, man! That concept is cracking me up. You’d better trademark that now- it will probably become popular in a few years.
March 12, 2007 at 9:11 pm |
This is a tad bit wierd – my co-worker and I had this discussion before because I had the exact same question. My theory: The reason why a couple uses flavored condoms is that particular smell would spread, like Oust, only it won’t get rid of bacteria in the air, it would just smell like Mint or Apple instead of latex.
My co-worker said: It would prevent the woman from the “gag reflex.” But still, why wear a condom, scented or unscented, if “oral examination”??
March 12, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Can’t help you here. This is so out of my area.
March 12, 2007 at 10:12 pm |
Cuz they’re purty & make people giggle?
March 12, 2007 at 10:41 pm |
Maybe someone has already said this, but I am too damn lazy to read all your commenters (where do you get them all? I try to cultivate them, but no one likes me
). I think they are for the prostitutes and johns. That’s my personal opinion.
March 12, 2007 at 11:04 pm |
Dear Slick… STD’s(AIDS, gonorrhea, herpes, etc) are caught through ORAL as well as vaginal sex. If you wouldn’t have intercourse without a condom, then you also shouldn’t have oral sex without one. You cannot tell if someone is infected simply by looking, as visible signs come and go. What if a girl had a chancre in her mouth? You would never notice (and by the time you did, you’d have syphillis).
Don’t they they teach you kids about safe sex anymore?
March 13, 2007 at 6:52 am |
Well… being as that I’ve personally been married for 12 years, I am not exactly “up to date” on condoms actually. Those seem a lil weird to me – I’ll ask my nieces (21 & 24) They would know! HA@
P.S. How do you like wordpress.com?
March 13, 2007 at 11:08 am |
Just my regular paycheck.
January 22, 2008 at 3:34 pm |
I have been on the recieving end of the flavored condom, and it was a distant feeling if you know what I mean. My girlfriend at the time just wanted to experiment. Also I see the valid statement from Dave about STD’s.