I took my 12 year old son to the golf course today. I know, I mentioned that in my earlier post but I’m recapping. Shut the hell up and let me do it.
We teased and taunted each other, got into 2 shoving matches, and came damn close to a full blown fistfight, had it not been for my Big Bertha driver cocked back and ready to deliver some blows, he would’ve charged.
But….I wasn’t scared.
Slick ain’t scared of shit.
I ain’t even scared of Tiger Woods. He’s rich and content….no desire left. This is where I step in, as evidenced by the video below. Except I’m white.
Introducing the White Tiger.
Have a great weekend and save me a beer or three.
March 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm |
The only thing you better be afraid of slick, is really pissing Trish off! I’ve given her all my secrets of torture for husbands who piss their wives off…….but I can’t save you from her……you just gott be good so you can save yourself!
Loved the video…..have a great weekend! What’s the temperature there? It’s 50,8ยบ here today……we’re havin’ a heat wave!!!!
March 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm |
Great video…glad no one got hurt…namely you….ok…I might have been wishing for a golf ball to hit you…or maybe not..lololol..
March 9, 2007 at 6:26 pm |
Where is the snow? Kidding! You lucky bastard, I don’t think winter is ever going to end here in Canada.
March 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm |
I have a personal story about Tiger. He was in Atlanta shortly before he proposed to his wife. I was shocked at the announcement considering…well, just considering.
March 9, 2007 at 8:21 pm |
Your daughter drives pretty well. I never drove in one of those golf carts though, so I don’t know if it is difficult or not.
March 9, 2007 at 8:47 pm |
the white tiger? sigfried and roy had a white tiger. have you ever ate a sigfried or roy?
March 9, 2007 at 9:01 pm |
Shit, Golf in March, what a concept!!!!
March 9, 2007 at 9:51 pm |
I see White Tiger has a red shirt on. Doesn’t Black Tiger where a red shirt when he’s gonna win. Did White Tiger beat you?
You better watch out letting those little ones drive that cart. Before you know it they’ll be sneaking out of the house stealing your car to go joy-riding.
March 9, 2007 at 10:12 pm |
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit – ever. They’re like the Viet Cong – Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.
And that’s all she wrote.
*I golf like your daughter. I suck on the course but I rule in putt putt!
March 9, 2007 at 10:41 pm |
The OTHER Trish
Awwwww… you’re such a good daddy.
But you’re still a moron.
March 10, 2007 at 12:12 am |
That’s what I call a good day with the kids! Looks like y’all had a blast. You know, you really have some serious film editing skills. I must say I’m a little on the jealous side. Wish I could do that shit.
March 10, 2007 at 5:48 am |
This was great! Your daughter drives identical to me, except I am a liscenced driver.
March 10, 2007 at 8:21 am |
So, was it cold out or not? One is wearing a jacket and the rest are wearing short sleeved shirts.
March 10, 2007 at 8:57 am |
What? No footage of the fights? What the hell!
Looks like it was a little chilly! It’s really great that you spend such quality time with the chitlins slick! Loved the video!
March 10, 2007 at 11:10 am |
Let’s see the White Tiger play Eagle Bluff. Your boy’s got game and something tells me you might not be able to handle to pressure!
March 10, 2007 at 4:55 pm |
Hey slick, my niece drives better than I do. Maybe I should take lessons from her — after you take golf lessons from me. See ya on the course. Play next week????
March 10, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
That was great!!
I can’t hit a golf ball at a putt putt course… Your kids are awesome!
LBC
March 11, 2007 at 12:47 am |
short sleeves in winter? jealous!
It was very sweet of you to take your kids golfing
They look like they had fun.
March 11, 2007 at 1:09 am |
Go Tiger!
Loved the song you chose, btw I think the word your daughter was looking for is Mulligan!
March 12, 2007 at 10:15 am |
Very nice!