Comments on: Men Have The Best Excuses…. http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/ I may be offensive..but you're ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait...this isn't middle school Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:19:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: jen http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1264 jen Fri, 09 Mar 2007 21:33:05 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1264 febreeze and honesty. :) best wishes slick. febreeze and honesty. :) best wishes slick.

]]> By: hazel8500 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1262 hazel8500 Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:27:50 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1262 Febreeze baby! And um yeah what peebugg said about scented candles. Soft lighting and sweet smelling. Hope you two are still on your way to Vegas. Febreeze baby! And um yeah what peebugg said about scented candles. Soft lighting and sweet smelling. Hope you two are still on your way to Vegas.

]]> By: peebugg http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1243 peebugg Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:35:21 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1243 hhmmmmmm I'm thinking you should ...well ummm....no that won't work either......crap!!! I just don't know what you should do. what ever you decided, I hope it went well and you used the girly scented candles!!! hhmmmmmm I’m thinking you should …well ummm….no that won’t work either……crap!!!

I just don’t know what you should do. what ever you decided, I hope it went well and you used the girly scented candles!!!

]]> By: NoMasCorporate http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1234 NoMasCorporate Thu, 08 Mar 2007 19:41:54 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1234 BOY, you'd better get off your ass and find that spilt beer. If you clean that smell, you might be able to get out of a cussing for the other things you fucked up while she was gone. BTW, why can't us women be gone for even a day without you men destroying the freaking house??? Last time I left Hubby home alone for a few hours to go shopping, he knocked shelves off the wall and broke things all over the house. His excuse: trying to kill a wasp that flew inside. Yeah right! BOY, you’d better get off your ass and find that spilt beer. If you clean that smell, you might be able to get out of a cussing for the other things you fucked up while she was gone. BTW, why can’t us women be gone for even a day without you men destroying the freaking house??? Last time I left Hubby home alone for a few hours to go shopping, he knocked shelves off the wall and broke things all over the house. His excuse: trying to kill a wasp that flew inside. Yeah right!

]]> By: Cherie http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1202 Cherie Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:26:39 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1202 Where're are the nudey pics???? Where’re are the nudey pics????

]]> By: Cherie http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1200 Cherie Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:17:02 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1200 Something tells me she knows what to expect. So you guys are going to Vegas???? Us too!!!! See you there! Something tells me she knows what to expect. So you guys are going to Vegas???? Us too!!!! See you there!

]]> By: whyowhy http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1199 whyowhy Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:21:49 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1199 Hmmm could you tell her that you missed her so much you just lay around having a pity party trying to drink away your loneliness? And you broke the picture frame crushing her picture to your chest which was racked with sobs? Of course if it's not a picture of her, that won't work, and I can't come up with a good explanation for the sofa, unless you were trying to slit your wrists, but being drunk you missed. Or throw her down on the sofa and have wild monkey sex and then act surprised when you see the rip and claim it must have happened during the passion. Whoever thought to microwave a banana? I feel compelled to try that now. I hope you at least cleaned the sticky remote. Hmmm could you tell her that you missed her so much you just lay around having a pity party trying to drink away your loneliness? And you broke the picture frame crushing her picture to your chest which was racked with sobs? Of course if it’s not a picture of her, that won’t work, and I can’t come up with a good explanation for the sofa, unless you were trying to slit your wrists, but being drunk you missed. Or throw her down on the sofa and have wild monkey sex and then act surprised when you see the rip and claim it must have happened during the passion.

Whoever thought to microwave a banana? I feel compelled to try that now.

I hope you at least cleaned the sticky remote.

]]> By: Sasha http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1198 Sasha Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:39:48 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1198 Microwave a banana. It is a great masker of scents :E I bet if you turn around the pillow and remove the glass from the frame, she won't notice it's gone. My parents never did. *innocent* Microwave a banana. It is a great masker of scents :E

I bet if you turn around the pillow and remove the glass from the frame, she won’t notice it’s gone. My parents never did. *innocent*

]]> By: manicmanicurist http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1197 manicmanicurist Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:22:30 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1197 heh... you are screwed :) heh… you are screwed :)

]]> By: Marti http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1196 Marti Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:17:00 +0000 http://slicksumbich.wordpress.com/2007/03/07/men-have-the-best-excuses/#comment-1196 Don't have any close, personal friends that are into arson, do ya? LOL Good luck! Don’t have any close, personal friends that are into arson, do ya? LOL

Good luck!

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