While Trish is away in Dallas, my first morning alone…..
7:11 a.m Cell phone rings….
“Hey babe, what are you doing?”
“Sleeping” I said.
“Can you turn the TV down so I can hear you Michael?”
3 seconds and already I’m undergoing the inquisition? Now where’s the damn remote?
“Hello?” Trisha says…
“I’m trying to find the remote” I reply.
The unfinished glass of milk I had laid on the nightstand was overturned in the floor, I still had on my sunglasses, and I had some reminants of a corndog stuck to my cheek, or what I believe to be was a corndog.
“Michael?”
“Yeah babe?”
“What are you doing?” she asks, again.
“I’m trying to wake up and I can’t find the remote.” I replied
“You usually knock it in the floor when you fall asleep with the TV on. “ Yes, she’s so helpful.
I crawl to the side of the bed and look down. Covered in homo milk lay my remote.
My fear here is that when she gets home she’ll wonder why the remote is all sticky and shit and wonder what in the hell I’ve been watching.
I’m hiding my “Girls Gone Wild” video for sure now.
You be the judge…..
Think I can pull the innocent look off?
My boys are coming over today….pray for us.
March 6, 2007 at 8:56 am |
yeah when she called it woke me up too.if you need me i’ll be in the shower washing the milk off me. (WINK WINK)
March 6, 2007 at 9:06 am |
Milk? Surrreee it is. Why didn’t you just ask your buddy to hand you the remote?
March 6, 2007 at 9:09 am |
E.-
lol…riiiight
Southern Sweetheart-
He was sleeping too peacefully. Ha, ya’ll damn perverts!
March 6, 2007 at 9:35 am |
No.
March 6, 2007 at 9:39 am |
Dixie-
Damn girl….where’s the freakin’ faith?
March 6, 2007 at 10:00 am |
Think it was any coincidence that it was covered in “homo milk”? IS that what all the kids are calling it these days? Huh???
Yeah, you look about as innocent as I do.
March 6, 2007 at 10:31 am |
Please, with that face??
You don’t look innocent in that picture!
March 6, 2007 at 10:36 am |
I like corndogs. I don’t like milk. I don’t even know what innocence is.
March 6, 2007 at 11:23 am |
Boy you really go to great lengths to cover something up. Did you ever think that maybe Trich is really smart and has a camera up taping you from afar? She will know EVERYTHING that goes on there.
You’re cute but not innocent by a long shot.
March 6, 2007 at 11:23 am |
Trish. Grrrr….
March 6, 2007 at 11:49 am |
The important thing here Michaels is: Would you believe that face? NOT!
March 6, 2007 at 11:57 am |
Well, sure.. I would believe ya
Have fun with da boyz.
March 6, 2007 at 11:57 am |
Well, sure.. I would believe ya
Have fun with da boyz.
March 6, 2007 at 11:58 am |
wtf?????? that has happened twice to me today ….both on wordpress blogs..sigh.
March 6, 2007 at 12:28 pm |
I’m with Julie…I can’t believe you called it homo milk. Freudian slip?
March 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm |
I’m sure you have some little twich that Trish can spot when you’re lying. Hide that video, and hide it well. Oh, and good luck wih the boys today. I’ll be praying for ya.
March 6, 2007 at 12:40 pm |
Innocent? Ha, cute yeah I’ll give ya’ that. Have fun with the boys!
March 6, 2007 at 12:45 pm |
Yeah, she’ll believe the innocent look….as much as you beleive the shit she tells you about Dallas……
Oh, and a sticky remote is a good thing, better that than panties under the bed !!!
March 6, 2007 at 1:28 pm |
AWWW, nice picture slicky! Have fun with the boys!!! I was gonna be “WRONG” with the whole milk thing, but I will be nice!
March 6, 2007 at 2:04 pm |
You’re so darn cute!
March 6, 2007 at 2:49 pm |
The OTHER Trish
“homo” milk… you are what you drink, ya know. ;P Which one of you was wearing Trish’s panties?
You might get away with it with that look… if Trish didn’t know you AT ALL.. I think she does, though – and you should give her credit for more smarts than that!
Moron.
March 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm |
I came back to read your comments because I am bored today and I decided to put your face on my wallpaper. Wait till my hubby sees, Trish will be your smallest problem.
March 6, 2007 at 2:53 pm |
I’m just wondering what you were doing with a corndog in your bed….
March 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm |
You know, have you thought of calling a cleaning service a few hours before Trish gets home. For a little bit of money, it would sure save you a lot of time and questioning, and if she thinks you did it yourself, you win even more points.
You would be like the best soon-to-be husband in the world, if you know what I mean.
Hey, I am just trying to help you out here.
March 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm |
Julie-
I don’t know what kids are calling it nowadays, I don’t like kids except for mine and Trisha’s. Soooo, you must look reeeaal innocent!
Dixie-
Please…I am the epitome of “Innocence”
Mist-
Girl of your stature should love milk…white and creamy?
BID-
I have now combed my living area for any sign of digital “cameraing”. Nothing found
Carol-
Heeeey now, can’t a man look innocent at all???
Sandi-
Thank you…about time someone took my side
Blogarita-
Well, I may have backslid for a moment. Recalling shit from 1984 won’t help to impress anyone
Chels-
Trust me…I am a PITIFUL liar. Face to face that is….
River Rat-
No one believes I’m innocent. What’s up with that?!
Meg-
I’ve planned on burning the panties. Uh…
Ha! I don’t want to know then!
Tracy-
Shoot, don’t hold back Girl! I can take it!
Nelly-
Uh huh, whatever. Do I look innocent??
Asswipe-
Oh she’s smart as hell, but I have the element of surprise. I just ain’t figured out how I’ll do it
BID-
Ha! You’ll go blind soon! Please, being in trouble with Trish is way more than I can handle, I don’t need any extra burdens!
Friglet-
Sexually speaking? I was HUNGRY last night. Where’s your mind at?!
March 6, 2007 at 3:13 pm |
Lynda-
Instead of just being my researcher, I’m promoting you to the job of “Advisor” now too!
March 6, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
Hmph. Do YOU think you can pull it off? Just smile and nod. Seems to get me out of trouble. But just in case…”Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be they name…” ‘cuz you’re gonna need it!
March 6, 2007 at 6:32 pm |
I think you do look innocent! Poor poor Trish. Lucky she loves you!
March 6, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
Hee hee, Julie got ya with the “homo milk thing”.
March 6, 2007 at 7:38 pm |
I love eating cereal at night. It’s the best snack. But for story sake, we, ok I need to know what kind of cereal was it? Musta been sugary cause you said it was sticky. Unless you were whackin’ it in the cereal bowl, then, well….that makes sense.
And as far as the face goes and all that “innocent-ness” goes? Well, you are wearin’ your seatbelt…and so I’m gonna say you’re not like some sort of rebel so yeah, I’ll give ya innocent. I think.
March 6, 2007 at 8:08 pm |
Time to get a new remote! Sure you can pull it off! It’s not like she knows you real well or anything…
March 6, 2007 at 8:23 pm |
Sounds like you’re having an ok time.
March 6, 2007 at 9:33 pm |
OMG!!!! Slick! You are SO stinkin cute! That look would get you anything you wanted from me!
March 6, 2007 at 9:40 pm |
Dude, I think I have that same shirt…
Stay away from the homo milk. You might catch something you don’t want….not that there’s anything disease-ish about being homo.
March 6, 2007 at 10:28 pm |
LOL!! I think you are a scream!! Thanks for dropping by!
You are funny as heck! I’d say hell but I don’t want that blogger lady to come and yell at me too.
BTW: 36 is a good age to think about growing up… that’s when my husband decided to consider maturing…. Not that he has…
LBC
March 6, 2007 at 10:58 pm |
I’m gonna go with no. Not hiding that one.
Tammy, who is wondering just why you have stinky milk on your nightstand.
March 6, 2007 at 11:21 pm |
I’m going to be checking this blog for pictures………….rude, crude, nudey pics.
March 7, 2007 at 12:18 am |
And, why were your sunglasses still on, AND…a CORNDOG? Oh wait, were you “eating” it?
March 7, 2007 at 10:42 am |
sorry dude, you do not look very innocent.
March 8, 2007 at 6:05 pm |
I like the pic but innocent? Not a chance in hell!
March 9, 2007 at 3:15 pm |
THERE YOU ARE! I wondered where you ran off to. It will be nice to read you again.
Next time leave a forwarding address so all your adoring stalkers… ummm I mean fans can follow your writing.
Sounds like you are doing well! Have a great day!
Rebekah