Throughout my 3 years or whatever amount of time I’ve been spewing my verbal trash, I have often advised women on how to treat their men.
I do so only because I know some of you need to get laid….
Anyway, I have found that an aggressive female is actually a turn-on. Sexually aggressive I mean. Hell, my ex wife was aggressive but it wasn’t in the sexual department and I had bruises and shit to show for it.
That wasn’t attractive.
Be aggressive with your man, sexually. Rip open his shirt soon as he walks through the door. You know, aggressive shit like that.
Talk dirty too.
“Roger, you filthy dog you! A lickin’ is what you need! Oh, your dinner is in the oven by the way and I ironed your shirts!”
Geeez-us, I hope Trish is going to read this post. That turned me on just typing it.
Or just pose like this?
On a serious note…my buddy E.’s uncle passed away last night. Keep him and his family in your thoughts.
March 1, 2007 at 9:15 am |
thanks man. by the way can i get her digits?
March 1, 2007 at 10:34 am |
Hey Slick! How’ve you been? Just wanted to send proof of life from this end.
Hope all is well, Buddy ~
March 1, 2007 at 12:14 pm |
Thanks for illustrating your point with the photo – so that’s what men want. I’ve been going for the wrong look.
March 1, 2007 at 12:33 pm |
You lost me at ironing the shirts….
Good luck to E.’s family.
March 1, 2007 at 12:47 pm |
I try to avoid posing like that, my hubby’ll just have to deal with it. Then again, if I did pose like that, it’d serve me right when some sumbich posted it on their blog!
On another note, I hope your friend and his family are doing okay.
March 1, 2007 at 2:13 pm |
I thought we were going to keep my pic just between you and me???
Agressive, huh? Ok – “honey – get your f*ing butt in here and do those damn dishes… and do it naked!”
would that work?
March 1, 2007 at 2:39 pm |
I know for a fact your mama raised you better. Tell E I am sorry and I will keep him and his family in my thoughts and prayers. See you on the golf course turdknocker.
March 1, 2007 at 2:42 pm |
Suzie Q-
Ah dear sister, why even waste the time? I won before we even step on the first fairway
March 1, 2007 at 3:37 pm |
LOL @ Turdknocker.
Dude, that girl’s boobs are NOT big enough
March 1, 2007 at 4:16 pm |
you DO know that those boobs are fake, right? No woman’s boobs sit that high up on her chest! Esp. if they’re THAT big!
Speaking of fake, do guys care if they’re fake? just wonderin…..;)
March 1, 2007 at 4:58 pm |
I just love the fact that you’re so honest!
March 1, 2007 at 5:00 pm |
Hey Slick, you may now comment anonymously *grin*. Though I’m kinda skeered of what ya may say….but I’ll take my chances.
March 1, 2007 at 6:03 pm |
Yeah, my man likes it when I get like that too.
March 1, 2007 at 8:01 pm |
Sending good thoughts to E and his family.
I called my hubby and asked him what he was cooking for dinner since I worked today and he didnt. We ate take out. So much for aggressive LOL
March 1, 2007 at 8:56 pm |
Alrighty then.. that’s what I am missing..aggression!
I am gonna work on that!
March 1, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Whew! Thank goodness my husbands name isn’t Roger….so I guess that means this doesn’t apply to me.
March 1, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
The OTHER Trish
If I ever called my husband “Roger”, he’d think I was doin’ the nasty with his best friend, Roger – and you’d see us all on the 6 o’clock news. Don’t ever call a man with guns by another man’s name.
That’s why I just call everyone “honey”. No fuss, no muss. ;P
March 1, 2007 at 9:09 pm |
PS to E – Sorry for your loss, hon.
~cyberhugs~
March 1, 2007 at 9:31 pm |
Ok, did you change the picture? Because earlier today you had a picture on there, and I had my son in my lap. It scared the shit out of him, and I had to shut my computer down. The one you have now, well, even though she’s not REAL, it is a huge improvement.
March 1, 2007 at 11:08 pm |
What exactly is a sexually aggressive woman? I’ve seen them in the movies and on wrasslin’ but not in my real life. My wife’s idea of being sexually aggressive is when she comes up behind me while I’m standing at the stove cooking and she slaps me across the ass and says, “Get the casserole right tonight, bitch, and I might let you use your cock to make me cum.” That’s not sexual aggression. It’s more like sexual terrorism. See what I’m going through? Someone help me….someone call Homeland Security!
March 1, 2007 at 11:17 pm |
If I looked like that, then I would just pose like that. But since I don’t, I just use the guns.
Actually, I’m the aggressive one in my house. I wish for a little more on his part, but I just don’t think it’s in his nature. I guess I’ll just have to live with my fantasies.
March 2, 2007 at 12:13 am |
If i told my husband dinner was in the oven and I ironed his shirts, he’d want to know what I did wrong. I posed like that once, my poor Bill asked if I had leg cramp. Yup all kinds of sexy going on here!
March 2, 2007 at 1:50 am |
Aggressive is my middle name
Knowing when to use it is my game
Same old same old sex is lame
But changing it up ignites hot flame!
MMMMMmmmm
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Sorry about E’s unkle…I’ll keep them in my thoughts and prayers.
March 2, 2007 at 7:09 am |
So that is really what men want? What was I thinking all this time, I thought it was MONEY!!! Oh wait, no thats what I am looking for!!
E, I am so sorry for your loss.
March 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm |
If I posed like that my fiance would never get passed the fact that I am holding 2 guns. I think the guns would turn him on just as much as me naked. He is such a gun freak.
March 3, 2007 at 10:01 am |
Hey Beth most men like real ones. Fake ones are like sucking on a beach ball. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm guns
March 4, 2007 at 6:45 pm |
As much as I don’t want to admit it, but you are right – there are men who do like agressive women (sexually speaking). If you are wondering if I’m speaking from experience, then you are right. Again.
And in order for me to pose that way, I need BIGGER jugs 
Take care !
PS – Sorry for your friend’s loss.
March 5, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
LOL! I loved this post, I actually think its good advice.
Women, get your freak on and rock your man’s world!
March 5, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
and btw I am so sorry for your loss.
August 18, 2007 at 2:49 am |
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