Before I get started, click on the “Movie” tab up top for my newest one. I’m not sure if I’m wasting my time with them or not.
Ok, on to today’s post.
It seems somehow, we’ve created a “blogging” relationship. I visit your site, you visit mine…we add a little of our 2 cents and we go about our own way. Not having to worry about telling you where I’m going or what I’m doing.
It works out perfect.
I’ll pop in for a quick visit to your site and read about the proper way to load a dishwasher, ways to cook beef stroking off, and the correct way to use an eyeliner so you don’t look all slutty and shit.
What I’m trying to figure out is this….
Why do you visit me?
In anycase, here’s a little something for you
February 28, 2007 at 8:11 am |
That is so gross.
You’ve out me off my lunch!
February 28, 2007 at 8:11 am |
*put*
February 28, 2007 at 8:19 am |
we just love your bloggy stlye. now that your not full of it anymore what are you going to post ?
February 28, 2007 at 8:38 am |
You really need to get some professional help.
February 28, 2007 at 8:53 am |
Oh hun, I didn’t know you cared so much!
Now I’m all tingly!
February 28, 2007 at 9:11 am |
I’ll tell you why I come to this blog. You just put me off my lunch. I’m trying to lose 6 kilos. It’s what you call a win-win situation.
February 28, 2007 at 9:26 am |
beccy-
That’s art…in it’s most natural form.
E.-
Please, some people say that all I am is shit. Your neighbor for one.
Blogarita-
Nobody is brave enough to sit with me for an hour.
Dixie-
Told you I was all sensitive and shit!
Lux-
Wow! I’m actually doing good for someone! Thanks for the ego boosting
February 28, 2007 at 9:41 am |
I come by here for the art. You are so cultured!
February 28, 2007 at 9:47 am |
Lynda-
What was that? You wanted a stool culture?
February 28, 2007 at 9:57 am |
Because you crack me the fuck up! ‘Nuf said….
February 28, 2007 at 10:16 am |
OMG! I come read you because you crack my shit up every frickin day! You have the absolute funniest blog I have ever read and it keeps me coming back for more. Even the days you claim you have nothing to talk about, you end up making me laugh.
Thanks slick! That is a great pic!!!!
February 28, 2007 at 10:36 am |
I’ll be honest. I like the thrill.
BUT, it helps to know there is a sane, decent man where that shit came from.
February 28, 2007 at 11:35 am |
I visit cause you are always good for a laugh.
That picture is so gross.
February 28, 2007 at 11:39 am |
EWWWWWW!!! You really are the shit LOL
And still I keep coming back! Why? I just dont know. I know I love your blog even though there is always a change I will be grossed out. I love you man.
February 28, 2007 at 11:43 am |
You complete me.
February 28, 2007 at 12:24 pm |
Cause a mom has to support her I-son……..now stop taking gross pictures and be nice. You don’t want me to come down there, do you?! LOL
February 28, 2007 at 12:39 pm |
Can you spell out other words, or pictures maybe?
February 28, 2007 at 12:54 pm |
Oh, god, Slick. Eeeewww!
I was going to say I visit because you make me laugh… but this time I visit and you make me gag.
February 28, 2007 at 1:02 pm |
This is so much like all my other relationships. I give and I give and I give to you five days a week. And you just give me back more crap.
February 28, 2007 at 2:09 pm |
I come here because I secretly have a man crush on you…
No, not really…hope I didn’t get you all excited or something. I just like your style of writing and the movies. Plus it’s cool to hang out in comments with all these hot ladies!
Please tell me that’s your shit in the picture. That’s fucking hi-larious!
February 28, 2007 at 2:35 pm |
Julie-
Awww, you should see me blushin’
Nelly-
Ya’ll just feedin’ my ego today. Nevermind that I kind of asked for it
BID-
I’m about as sane as perverted and twisted folks come, don’t worry.
Reba-
Gross? That’s art girl!
Mel-
lol…ha, you’re a thrill seeker too huh? Always glad to have you “onboard”
Mr. Fab-
Dang, I’m kind of excited now
Martie-
Don’t want you to come down here? Please, woman…I know you can cook! Come on I-Mom!
Joe-
The MonaLisa once, but it looked like shit
Jen-
Throw up bags are available
Mist-
I didn’t mean to bring up painful memories
Chuck-
Nah, my shit has less texture unfortunately. It’s not really photogenic.
February 28, 2007 at 3:03 pm |
You are one sick sumbich, ya know that? Was that yours? Dr. Oz and Oprah would be so proud…it’s so long and curvy!
February 28, 2007 at 5:49 pm |
ha ha ha. I so needed that today! I luv you man!
February 28, 2007 at 6:04 pm |
Oh I am unsure if I want to yark or laugh… I’m gonna laugh if that’s alright with you.
February 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm |
Like I said in my Valentine’s Day post… “Disgusting Filth” .
February 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm |
Aww, Slick, I wuv you 2. Poop and all.
February 28, 2007 at 10:58 pm |
Yeowch! Lord, that musta hurt to get all that in one go. Hehehee. Okely dokely, now I’ve had my fun for today *grin*. Have a good one!
March 1, 2007 at 6:47 am |
I love checking in on your site, I never know what I am going to see or read. Like who the hell posts SHIT on their blog????
March 1, 2007 at 8:55 pm |
After that picture….I may not visit anymore.
why is that guys think that kind of thing is cool and funny? Eeew!
March 1, 2007 at 9:05 pm |
The OTHER Trish
Where’s your movie tab?!
I keep comin’ back for the abuse. I’ve always been a masochist at heart, and you fulfill my needs every time. Erm.. in a strictly platonic, non-cyber-stalker kinda way.
We love ya, Moron! You RAWK!
March 5, 2007 at 3:29 am |
LOL. would you mind if I spread your love all over the net? yaiks.
March 7, 2007 at 8:44 am |
Leave it to you to make me barf up my brownie breakfast…tks a lot :/
March 9, 2007 at 3:18 pm |
Ewwww, now I am asking myself that question… “Why DO I come here?”…. just kidding, I come here for laughs!