Here’s the post I actually had drafted and planned on posting today. The one below only was for referrence to the idiot lady emailer.
Someone asked me if I knew the woman’s place in the office. I said “sure, right in front of the copy machine!”
Calm down…geeez-us.
I am a man of morals. I have proven time and time again that I support fairness and equality between genders. Women are the backbone to healthy meals, clean laundry, and vacuumed floors.
Wait…I didn’t mean that.
What I meant is that women are the backbone to shiny dishes, paying bills, and dusted furniture.
Wait…NO
Dammit, I’m not just some overbearing male chauvinistic pig.
I have worked hard at convincing you gullible nice womenfolk that I am a man of honor and respectfulness.
Seriously.
And while I have your attention, are any of you good at ironing pleated slacks?
February 23, 2007 at 2:41 pm |
Laughing my ass off! You’re killing me!
February 23, 2007 at 5:07 pm |
Pleated slacks? Who in the right mind wears PLEATED SLACKS????
But then, that totally makes sense, being in your right mind and all……
Your wife must love you a lot! You know you believe all that crap about women!
February 23, 2007 at 5:09 pm |
You male?
You Chauvanist?
You pig?
February 23, 2007 at 5:17 pm |
I am actually a kick-ass ironer. I have a secret technique. Don’t tell anyone though, keep it between us. I take all my shit to this newfangled place, it’s called…. the cleaners. Amazing shit.
Thanks for the linkage, btw…….
February 23, 2007 at 5:30 pm |
River Rat-
That’s a good thing, right??
Beth-
Heeeey now, my right mind? I’m left handed!
Awww, I bet even after Trish reads this, she’ll still marry me. That’s how I roll
beccy-
You’re complimenting me, right? You know how we males are about our egos
Julie-
See? That’s exactly what I mean! Women are so damn smart! Now why didn’t i think of that?
btw, no need to thank me
February 23, 2007 at 6:01 pm |
The OTHER Trish
Now, now, Slickster.. no need to get those red panties in a bunch. We’re not offended. Some of us are, however, wondering why you’ve just outed yourself… pleated pants?! Dude.. you goin’ ‘mo on us?!
Mo-ron. ;P
February 23, 2007 at 9:20 pm |
I think somewhere in there you figured out that without women, men would be starving, naked, and living in filth. Glad you came to that conclusion. Don’t ever forget it.
February 23, 2007 at 9:26 pm |
Pleated pants, are you auditioning for a Miami Vice reunion special? Why dontcha get a skinny tie too!
Well, if it weren’t for women (one in particular) I’d probably resort to turning my underwear inside out rahte than do that much laundry
February 23, 2007 at 10:50 pm |
You really remind me of my dad sometimes. Are you sure we aren’t related somehow?
February 23, 2007 at 11:46 pm |
Heck yah, I can iron…..I’m your I-mom for crying out loud…..YOU know I can do anything! And don’t you dare lump me in any group about what a woman’s place is at the office, home or anywhere else on earth…….don’t mess with MOM!
February 24, 2007 at 7:55 am |
Speaking of pigs… =)
But no, I don’t iron. Nor cook. Nor clean… Domestic goddess I am not…
February 24, 2007 at 9:56 am |
I think you’d like my husband. He’s um…old fashioned too.
February 24, 2007 at 11:20 am |
pleats?? what are those??
February 24, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
My husband irons for me. :p
February 24, 2007 at 6:00 pm |
pleats??? What’s next cuffed pants???
I will give you a great survival tip…..never ask a woman co-worker to get you coffee….cause it won’t just be coffee!!!
February 24, 2007 at 6:28 pm |
I dont even iron my own clothes LOL!
I just read your post where you got that email. I have to stand up for ya, I think you are a kick ass guy! I cannot believe she was offended, geez.
February 25, 2007 at 12:08 am |
Pleated pants?
If I must iron something, I use Downy wrinkle-release spray. Luckily for me, jeans don’t need much ironing.