I’m “hot under the collar” today. Why you ask?
I received an email yesterday from a “blogger” lady asking me if I lacked the wit to be humorous without so much cursing.
Ooooooooo
Ok well now, I have never claimed to be witty nor humorous. Excuse me for not writing every mundane shit that goes on in my life. Oops, I said “shit”.
If you take my posts seriously dear lady, you must lack something.
Like maybe a life?
Ya turdsack.
Anyway, for everyone except your dumbass…..here’s a conversation I had with my daughter.
Note: My son said she didn’t even sit through the movie anyway!
And hey? All these Blog Awards I been reading about….no one’s nominated me? Ya lazy bastards. All I do for you. I just want some recognition.
Oops, I said “bastards”
I’m gonna get more hatemail now.
February 23, 2007 at 10:39 am |
up yours asshole!
February 23, 2007 at 10:44 am |
Up yours Fag!
February 23, 2007 at 10:48 am |
its a date.
February 23, 2007 at 10:55 am |
Turdsack. That cracked me up!
February 23, 2007 at 11:05 am |
Totally precious kid.
Welcome to the hatemail club. I drop the f bomb mutiple times in a post, and somehow I’m an unfit mother. Like my kids are reading my blog. I consider it an honor that some douche bag actually took time out of their day to tell me I’m a bad person. Seriously, if I bother you that much, why the fuck come back or take the time?
Some people suck.
February 23, 2007 at 11:12 am |
Your conversation with your daughter reminds me of the one I had with my five year old the other night. His Dad let him watch Alien VS Predator – the conversation following that was priceless. My son now believes that when he has a stomach ache an alien is going to pop out. Great…
Cussing? Oh come on, whats wrong with a little ‘color’ every now and then? Besides if anyone ever heard me talk in real life they’d knock off fifty IQ points for the accent and another fifty for the constant ‘colored’ speech! Some people just need to get their panties out of a bunch! lol
February 23, 2007 at 11:43 am |
Reading your blog offends the fuck out of me…I don’t know why I keep coming back!
Cute video….y’all sho do sound like Georgia! (and that ain’t much different than Bama)
Have a nice weekend, you slick SOB.
February 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm |
Does Trish know you are dating E?
Yeah, I think you should be worried about your daughter. Lock your bedroom door when she’s over, ‘k.
Oh, and sorry about the nastygram I sent you. I was having a bitchy moment, and I thought, “Ah, what the fuck, why not?”
February 23, 2007 at 12:10 pm |
Who is this asshole sending you hate-mail? Tell her that she can bite your ass and everyone elses. This is where we come to get it straight from the Slick-Sumbitch. No poofy-fluffy BS on this blog. You don’t change a thing Slick. I love you just the way you are.
Damn, your daughter’s description of that movie scares the crap out of me. I’ll be sure not to watch that one!
February 23, 2007 at 12:30 pm |
Out of respect for my husband, I don’t say the “f” word. Well, not in front of him anyway. Unless I’ve been drinking and then there’s no stopping me. I say to whomever doesn’t like your cursing to quit coming back!
Cute little girl you got there! Put bars on her bedroom window. Take it from a pro at climbing out bedroom windows, she’ll be thinking about it before too long!
February 23, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
doesnt she know thats what us redneck hillibillies do is cuss? geezus lol
February 23, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
Not to worry I-son……hate mail means you have a large audience and your writing is popular….!!!!! If anyone doesne’t like it, they don’t need to visit and may just keep their comments to their damn self…..there I swore too. Feel better now? Like mother like son, right? Hee hee
February 23, 2007 at 1:25 pm |
All the cursing gives it flavor, like putting salt on fries!
February 23, 2007 at 1:42 pm |
You curse? I guess I’ve never noticed because the content is so profound.
February 23, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
It wasn’t me. I swear. And if she is so offended, there are other places to go on the net. I bet she’d like urbandictionary.com. What do you think?? I think she would.
February 23, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
The OTHER Trish
Pfft. Send the bitch who sent you hatemail to MY blog. I never get cool hatemail like that. I’ve got PMS coming out and no one to take it out on.
Cock-biting ‘Tard.
WE love you, Slickster, and that’s all that matters. Moron.
February 23, 2007 at 6:44 pm |
Funny.
The kids on my block love to regale me with all of the “R” -rated movies they see over the weekends. You know, the old ones from the 80s that are now aired on t.v. repeatedly, with all of the “R” stuff cut out. They think they’re so cool. They stopped me Halloween weekend to tell me all about every movie they watched. Their mom was so embarrassed at how excited they were that they stayed up SO LATE watching them! I told her “the way they edit those movies for time, content, “and to fit your t.v. screen” there’s practically nothing left! Don’t worry about it! I know you wouldn’t have let them watch that, otherwise.”
Kids!
February 23, 2007 at 10:55 pm |
I will nominate you next time. I did a post about you, just you, on my new blog, Shelli Says. It was titled All About Slick
WillySumbich.February 24, 2007 at 2:07 am |
I nominate your daughter for the cutest southern accent ever.
And just her description of the movie is going to give me nightmares.
I will be so fucking pissed if you stop cussing in your blog.
February 24, 2007 at 10:41 am |
OMG, your daughter = ADORABLE!
You fucking swear? Since when did you start swearing and shit? Holy hell. Am I just a damb ass? Where in the hell have I been?
Tell the FUCKTARD who has a problem with swearing and shit, to get a life … turdsack! OMG, I am totally stealing that from you, LOVE IT!
And I had no idea about any blog awards or voting? Am I always the last one on the damned boat? LOL..
February 24, 2007 at 4:26 pm |
I don’t feel like reading all those comments…it’s a good thing I don’t get that many!
My thought here is this….is she tied to a chair and forced to read your fodder or what? Don’t like it? Just click it!
Duh.
February 24, 2007 at 5:58 pm |
Her accent is so cute!!!!! You should be worred, she is/will be a guy magnet…
Start practicing cleaning your shot gun in the front room!!
February 26, 2007 at 8:33 am |
Ya know, I could go on and on about your hatemail because that is one thing that irritates the FUCK out of me and I don’t tolerate it!
If they have a problem with what you write and the way your write it….STAY THE FUCK OUT!!
My. GOD!! I just do NOT get it. AT. ALL.
The NERVE of some people!!
February 26, 2007 at 8:33 am |
P.S. your daughter is precious!!