Contrary to popular belief (one of you bastards started a rumor) my intellect IS capable of sustaining a worthy conversation primarily due to my extended vocabulary.
Even in Georgia, some rednecks are educated. Surprised huh?
I’ll prove it by allowing you ungrateful denizens a glimpse of my intellectuality.
It started years ago, in the fifth grade. Carol proved to be a true adversary in the spelling bee but conceded to me on the last word because she knew, intellectually, she was a mere pawn and I was King.
But it cost me.
Taking that ribbon at the expense of making my female peer cry broke me down mentally.
So, for the sake of female’s sensitivity, I have always masked my intelligence.
You can thank me later.
February 21, 2007 at 8:19 am |
Uh huh.. umm.. yeah. I believe ya.
February 21, 2007 at 8:26 am |
You continue to be an inspiration to me in so many ways…
February 21, 2007 at 9:07 am |
How thoughtful of you —- NOT!
February 21, 2007 at 9:19 am |
So, is that a picture of E?
February 21, 2007 at 9:20 am |
how thoughtful of you… thank you!!
February 21, 2007 at 9:22 am |
Manic-
Do I sense an issue of mistrust?
FabMan-
Thank you kind sir. I knew a man of your intellect would understand the reasoning behind my deceitful stupidity.
blueyes-
Another mistrustful one?
Lynda-
It’s not, but now that you mention it….they do resemble. He’s out of town, I can talk bad about him today.
February 21, 2007 at 9:23 am |
mindy-
Finally! Some well deserved appreciation! Thank you ma’am.
February 21, 2007 at 9:24 am |
and they say chivalry is dead!
February 21, 2007 at 9:33 am |
There’s a word for guys like you. Do you think you know how to spell it?
February 21, 2007 at 9:37 am |
Rattie-
Hey! My thoughts exactly!!
Blogarita-
lol
Why yes I do G-E-N-T-L-E-M-A-N
February 21, 2007 at 10:09 am |
There were too many big words in that post. Can you dumb the next one down for me?
February 21, 2007 at 10:28 am |
Thanks so much. Girls like me appreciate it. Especially since I would die without spell check.
February 21, 2007 at 11:18 am |
LOL Mist
February 21, 2007 at 11:23 am |
The OTHER Trish
And this is why we love you, Slickie-baby! You always know how to make a woman feel special. In a short-bus kinda way. ;P
Moron.
February 21, 2007 at 12:58 pm |
Every time I look at that picture, I just think, “Well, you know what they say about guys who like big guns….”
February 21, 2007 at 1:00 pm |
The fact that you used the word “denizens” disproves your statement mr Sumbitch.
But we shall let it slide this time.
February 21, 2007 at 1:10 pm |
Mist-
I apologize. When my intelligence is unleashed, lo and behold….I lose a few folks.
Reba-
Spell check? What is that??
blueyes-
Please, let’s not encourage Mist. We know how she gets.
The OTHER Trish-
LOL! Glad I could help, Asswipe!
Lynda-
You’ve just implanted a horrible mental image for me, thanks
Scottsdale Girl-
Heeeey, “denizens” a very fitting word, I think. Don’t make me doubt myself!
February 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm |
You really know how to make a girl feel all tingly inside, doncha?
LOL@ Mist
February 21, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
Well, my husband would say that the girl was only crying to make you feel bad and that since you did (feel bad) she actually won!
February 21, 2007 at 2:20 pm |
I love Trish’s comment…….She summed it up for me!
February 21, 2007 at 2:21 pm |
Way to go Dixie!!!
February 21, 2007 at 3:48 pm |
What was the winning word?
February 21, 2007 at 5:03 pm |
Kellie-
It’s my specialty, just ask Trish
Dixie-
Your husband has a good point! She was just baiting me then, huh?
Tracy-
We won’t tell her or she’ll just get a “big head”
beccy-
What’d she do??!!
Lux-
If I reveal the winning word, it’ll only prove my superior intelligence. The very thing I’m trying to avoid in this post!
February 21, 2007 at 5:39 pm |
Thank you for sparing my poor female feelings. I would hate to faint right here by my computer.
February 21, 2007 at 7:32 pm |
You are a true gentleman, slick…..and I’m not just saying that cause I’m your I-Mom! I had you pegged correctly from the very beginning!!
February 22, 2007 at 12:49 am |
Oh thank you great one of intellect.
February 22, 2007 at 12:50 am |
I totally agree with Dixie’s husband….them womenfolk can be manipulative when they want to be.
Spelling B winner huh? That’s quite impressive. I wouldn’t have thought you had it in ya!
So, is that your best buddy E in the picture?
February 22, 2007 at 1:15 am |
Just wanted to stop by to thank you for stopping by my site and taking the time to comment.
I really enjoyed reading your post and that is an impressive gun in the photo. =)
February 22, 2007 at 1:26 am |
Bwhahaha…. spelling bee’s. We don’t have those here in SA, but I know what they are.
Would’ve been fun doing those …. *kidding*
Hope you’re well. Thank you for popping into my blog so faithfully
February 22, 2007 at 7:37 am |
Thank you SO much slick!! I like a man who doesn’t LORD his brains over me…or anything else, for that matter. You’re a peach!
February 22, 2007 at 9:29 am |
Oooh you have been found by your best friend though…..how smart is that?! I’m glad you and your friend are connected again though. Remember you can count your true friends on one hand!
February 22, 2007 at 11:13 am |
Dixie explained how really the girl won!
February 23, 2007 at 10:49 am |
Okay, you made me laugh! Outloud, even, and that just doesn’t happen often in blog land. You are obviously a very intelligent southern redneck!
February 27, 2007 at 12:50 pm |
lol…